Twitter: The Comic

starts jamming entire fist into mouth is this what you want,...

vectorbelly — Tue, 14 May 2013 21:06:08 -0400

*starts jamming entire fist into mouth* is this what you want, twitter? *forces hand in down to wrist, tears in eyes* ifth thf whufyou wunt
— grouper fintendo™ (@grouperfintendo) March 28, 2013

“I’m a lover not a fighter” I say, sliding my...

fartboatchronicles — Sun, 05 May 2013 23:56:48 -0400

“I’m a lover not a fighter” I say, sliding my fully erect member into the boxing glove as my horrified trainer looks on.
— Urple Pingo (@UrplePingo) October 3, 2012

Last question.Obama what about womens rights?Wo-I got this...

vectorbelly — Sat, 04 May 2013 15:02:26 -0400

Last question.Obama what about womens rights?Wo-I got this *Biden steps in* women have titys *puts on shades* I love titys, we love titys
— Pajama BenLaden (@PajamaBenLaden) April 9, 2013

this is your brain an egg this is your brain on drugs *egg in...

vectorbelly — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 15:53:59 -0400

this is your brain *an egg* this is your brain on drugs *egg in frying pan* this is your brain skateboarding *egg on a skateboard* haha nice
— the dog pissperer (@bro_no_way) November 12, 2012

“dead space more like dad space” dad gimme back my...

vectorbelly — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 21:33:07 -0400

“dead space more like dad space” dad gimme back my xbox “more like call of daddy” get out of my room “more like grandfather auto IV” stop
— 808s&Human Sacrifice (@CRIMEGOLEM) January 21, 2013

being gay is unnatural & wrong [an aide comes next to me...

vectorbelly — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 16:49:00 -0400

being gay is unnatural & wrong [an aide comes next to me & whispers in my ear] ive just been informed that being gay doesnt mean hating dogs
— Stepheñ (@JevenSteakobson)
April 16, 2013

@vectorbelly Oba-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma— Ace… Ace?...

vectorbelly — Sat, 13 Apr 2013 17:01:16 -0400

@vectorbelly Oba-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma
— Ace… Ace? (@AceMakesWords) April 13, 2013

“Hi folks, I’m Swamp Thing. As you know, I like the...

vectorbelly — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 15:37:18 -0400

“Hi folks, I’m Swamp Thing. As you know, I like the environment. But there’s nothing “the environment” about childhood obesity”
— DVS(@DVSblast) July 13, 2011

“Do you have protection?” *i place my shiny...

vectorbelly — Sun, 07 Apr 2013 13:45:20 -0400

“Do you have protection?” *i place my shiny charizard on the nightstand* “no one will be buggin us babe”
— luv 2 have fun (@dong_party) January 26, 2013

Instead of a comic based on 140 characters, here’s a...

vectorbelly — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 16:37:35 -0400

Instead of a comic based on 140 characters, here’s a cartoon I (@vectorbelly) made based on 4,000 characters!

cartoonhangover:

Cartoon Hangover presents “Our New Electrical Morals”
Douglas and Business Cat must forestall bankruptcy when a dumb baby comes bouncing into their lives, ringing in a new age of economic failure. In this timeless tale, Douglas and Business Cat must use friendship to battle capitalistic idealism and existential angst in order to save their business and the baby from a rough life on the rails.

Created by: Mike Rosenthal

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Alas poor Yorick! holds up skull pauses *holds up another...

vectorbelly — Sun, 31 Mar 2013 13:01:31 -0400

Alas poor Yorick! *holds up skull* *pauses* *holds up another skull & turns it to face the first* …………………. *whispers* now kiss
— Georgene (@Giania) March 14, 2013

watch tv, quietly saying “THIS fuckin’ guy”...

vectorbelly — Sat, 30 Mar 2013 12:11:01 -0400

watch tv, quietly saying “THIS fuckin’ guy” every time anyone comes on screen
— Томояяош’s cнıʟD (@dudehugs) March 15, 2012

first rule of fight club is no fightig. welcom to contradicton...

vectorbelly — Sun, 24 Mar 2013 15:53:17 -0400

first rule of fight club is no fightig. welcom to contradicton club evryone hav a seat adn dont hav a seat. also this isnt contradicton club
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) February 27, 2013

U BETTER GET THESE SHITS OUTTA MY YARD “those are...

vectorbelly — Sat, 23 Mar 2013 19:18:10 -0400

U BETTER GET THESE SHITS OUTTA MY YARD “those are pinecones man” WELL YR GONNA PINECONES YR PANTS WHEN MY SHIRTLESS SON WHIPS U W/ THIS HOSE
— the creature (@BlackLagooner) February 20, 2013

[Nuclear Winter] Ah, alone at last [Unzips pants] [Dick falls...

vectorbelly — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 15:03:42 -0400

[Nuclear Winter] Ah, alone at last [Unzips pants] [Dick falls off] No… That’s not fair… That’s not fair at all! There was time now!
— stefan(@boring_as_heck) February 28, 2013

WELCOME TO APPLEBEES MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER. DID U SAY “A...

vectorbelly — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 16:13:19 -0500

WELCOME TO APPLEBEES MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER. DID U SAY “A PLATE OF SPIDERS” TOO LATE HERE IT COMES. U HAVE TO EAT IT ALL OR WE CALL THE COPS
— ben errrrrrrrrrrrrrr (@MuscularSon) May 5, 2011

hi I wanna send package slaps wriggling sack onto counter...

vectorbelly — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 20:43:07 -0500

hi I wanna send package *slaps wriggling sack onto counter* “sir, what’s in here?” HAHA millipedes?! NO this is…cake. wats obamas adress
— R. Mouse (@Rad_Mouse) January 13, 2013

rinsenpai: WHO SUMMONE D WRESTLERS TO MY YARD.I DESPERATELY...

vectorbelly — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 18:24:22 -0500

rinsenpai:

WHO SUMMONE D WRESTLERS TO MY YARD.I DESPERATELY NEED STOMACH MEDS AND IM AFRAID TO GO LEAVE HOSUE.MY BIRDBATH HAS ALREADY BEEN SUPLEXED

January 5, 2013

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I made a comic.

just seductively ate a popsicle by having it melt all over my...

vectorbelly — Sun, 03 Mar 2013 15:31:16 -0500

just seductively ate a popsicle by having it melt all over my face haha these bees are goin nuts they’re so horned up
— Alison Stevenson (@JustAboutGlad) January 9, 2013

puffs cigarette there was a time dudes on twitter asked me for...

vectorbelly — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 16:19:38 -0500

*puffs cigarette* there was a time dudes on twitter asked me for nudes *ashes cigarette into soup* but times is changed *walks into ocean*
— Kaylee Harles (@Kalarlis) February 6, 2013